Two-Startapalooza — Week 17
At the time of this writing, there's a tentative trade in place, one that would send Matt Garza to the Texas Rangers in exchange for a few prospects, including the heavy hitting 1B/3B, Mike Olt. Olt...
View ArticleThe Braun Conspiracy
Wow. Dot, dot, dot. I mean, WOW. Dot, dot, dot. Pause for reaction. WOW. Wow. WOW. Stunned silence. I mean, we all knew the suspension was coming, but everyone also figured he'd appeal it like Papa...
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The Dread Predator, Who Is, Um, Also A Pirate
Clever girl. The McC went 1-for-2 last night with a run. Not really numbers deserving of the lede, but since I only get to do this once a week, I do what I want. And plus, I had already done my...
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It’s My Last Saturday Notes, And I’ll Cry If I Want To
Well, this is it folks. As alluded to last week, we have reached the last Saturday of the regular season, and therefore, have reached the last Saturday Daily Notes of the season. Obvious statement is...
View Article2013 SAGNOF in Review: The Pitchers
Two weeks ago we looked at the speedsters from 2013 and there were more than a few names on the list that were available on the waiver wire at some point. For deeper leagues and daily fantasy players...
View ArticleSeattle Gives Cano The Star Bucks
It's amazing to me how many times teams get burned by signing huge free agent deals. It's like they're either not aware of what other teams are doing or they're not paying attention. How'd that A-Rod...
View Article2014 AL West Spring Training Preview
First off, I would like to say Eric Sogard should be the Face of the MLB; that vote was rigged in David Wright's favor. Baseball needs more nerdy-looking, glasses-touting, Bernie-leanin', jive-walking...
View ArticleTwo-Startapalooza — Week 1
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. As esteemed Creed frontman Scott Stapp once sang: "Let’s play ball, it’s game day. We...
View ArticleSubpar Valverde Parnell’s Sub
The worst name for a Mexican restaurant is also now the Mets closer. No, not Jose Valverde, but his nickname: Poopie Grande. At Poopie Grande, the meal is solid, but the check comes and immediately the...
View ArticleYou Wince Some, You Bruise Thumb
You're about to get busted. Do you go harder, become more brazen, with the illegal activity or attempt to clean up your act quickly so you don't get punished more severely? I don't know. This is where...
View ArticleCashner’s Shutout is Money in the Bank
Most of the league's top aces took the hill last night, but none were more impressive than the Padres' Andrew Cashner, who threw a one-hit shutout, tossing 108 pitches against the ferocious Tigers,...
View ArticleTwo-Startapalooza — Week 4
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. Before a big test, my high school history teacher would always announce that it would...
View ArticleCuddyer Hammy Injured In Local Omelette Incident
Michael Cuddyer to the DL with his hamstring injury. I love these Monday DL calls right after weekly fantasy lineups lock. Turr...iffic! You don't care about our fantasy teams at all, Walt Weiss, do...
View ArticlePitcher Profile: Who The Hell Is This Collin McHugh Dude?
Razzball Nation! I used today's title to try and embody the question everyone is having looking at their waiver wires... Who the hell is this guy?! Before his ridiculous debut at Safeco, Collin McHugh...
View ArticleJam It or Cram It: Viva la Fantasia in the Razzball Lounge
Happy early Cinco de Mayo, my tequila-fueled Razzaholics, and welcome back to the Razzball Lounge. We men of letters have donned our sombreros and gathered to celebrate whatever the hell Cinco de Mayo...
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Two-Startapalooza: Week 7
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. Welcome to the “Wacky World of Sports!” I’m your host, Wax Winkingdale. This week...
View ArticleDraftKings – Where’s Your Crown, King Nothing?
When it comes to DFS play nothing can kick you off your throne quicker than a cold streak. And I hit one last week. Playing daily fantasy sports can be a fun, lucrative and an absolutely maddening...
View ArticleTwo-Startapalooza: Week 8
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click this link. Up until now, Two-Startapoola 2014 has kind of resembled a post-taco feast fart party,...
View ArticleTwo-Startapalooza: Week 13
As always, probable pitchers are subject to change. For a look at all fantasy baseball streamers, click that link. Everyone got all excited last Wednesday because Bartolo Colon hit a double in a game...
View ArticleTyson’s Tender Juicy SAGNOF
James Jones has appeared in this column before, but his three steals against the Padres last week opened the eyes of fantasy players in all formats. It shouldn't have been too much of a surprise given...
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